Brought to you by Steven Wright, comedian:
*Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
*What do they use to ship styrofoam?
*Why is abbreviation such a long word?
*When you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?
*What's another word for thesaurus?
*If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they stick it to the pan?
Okay - your turn. Do you have any??