I'm taking a vacation day today (sort of). I've done a little work, and visited someone at the hospital, but other than that I've been working on some projects around the house today.
Anyway, Will (my 7 year old son) just went off to play at a friends house. He went running out the door to run down the street. He turned around about 10 steps later, came inside, dug around his drawers in his room in order to find a couple 3 ft. long pieces of twine (how he got them, I'm not sure). He headed back out and after the front screen door shut, he turned around and said:
Will: "Dad, you know how they hang people by the hands and feet with rope and then burn them to death? Well, you can kind of do that with this rope".
Me: "Okay . . . but, uhm . . . don't do that."
Will: "Okay dad!"
Phew. Crisis averted.